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  • the thinnet book
    Whatisthethinnestbookintheworld?"Whatmenknowaboutwomen."……
    作者：笑话大全 | 时间：2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读：10 | 回复：0
  • The pre-birth cla
    Whenoursecondchildwasontheway,mywifeandIattendedapre-birthclassaimedatcoupleswhohadalreadyhadatleastonechild.Theinstructorraisedtheissueofbreakingthenewstotheolderchild.Itwentlikethis:"Someparents,"sh ...……
    作者：笑话大全 | 时间：2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读：10 | 回复：0
  • The plural form of child
    Teacher:Whatisthepluralofman,Tom?Tom:Men.Teacher:Good.Andthepluralofchild?Tom:Twins.……
    作者：笑话大全 | 时间：2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读：9 | 回复：0
  • Steven Wright on dog
    Theotherday,Iwaswalkingmydogaroundmybuilding...ontheledge.Somepeopleareafraidofheights.Notme,I‘mafraidofwidths.Ihadadogonce.Ispilledspotremoveronhim,andnowhe‘sgone.Iputcontactlensesinmydog‘seyes.Th ...……
    作者：笑话大全 | 时间：2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读：11 | 回复：0
  • Sooner or later
    Athiefwithalongrecordwasbroughtbeforethejudge.Judge:Haveyoueverstolenthings?Thief:Oh,nowandthen.Judge:Andwherehaveyoustolenthesethings?Thief:Oh,hereandthere.Judge:Right.Lockhimup,officer.Thief:Hey,whe ...……
    作者：笑话大全 | 时间：2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读：13 | 回复：0
  • Shopping for good
    Awomanmeanttocallarecordstorebutdialedthewrongnumberandgotaprivatehomeinstead."Doyouhave‘EyesofBlue‘and‘ALoveSupreme‘?"sheasked."Well,no,"answeredthepuzzledhomeowner."ButIhaveawifeandelevenchildre ...……
    作者：笑话大全 | 时间：2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读：12 | 回复：0
  • Revealing Gift Tet
    RevealingGiftTestWhichgiftwouldyoulike?Todetermineyourpersonality,pickthegiftyou"dmostliketoreceive.……
    作者：笑话大全 | 时间：2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读：12 | 回复：0
  • Recently een
    Recentlyseenonacard...Outside:Wedontfeelsorryforyoublowingallthosecandles,whataboutus...Inside:...Wehadtostayupallnightlightingthem!……
    作者：笑话大全 | 时间：2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读：14 | 回复：0
  • Pull over or pull-over
    Acopspottedawomandrivingandknittingatthesametime.Comingupbesideher,hesaid,"Pullover!""No,"shereplied,"apairofsocks!"……
    作者：笑话大全 | 时间：2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读：11 | 回复：0
  • Pa out in hock
    Themanpassedoutinadeadfaintashecameoutofhisfrontdoorontotheporch.Someonedialed911.Whentheparamedicsarrived,theyhelpedhimregainconsciousnessandaskedifheknewwhatcausedhimtofaint."Itwasenoughtomakeanybod ...……
    作者：笑话大全 | 时间：2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读：11 | 回复：0
  • Painting how it all
    Atanexhibitionofmilitarypaintingavisitorwasadmiringapicture."Whatagreatrealistthatpainteris!"heexclaimed."Whatpainter?""Theonethatpaintedthispicture‘SoldiersatWork‘.""Yes,hutsomethingiswrongthere.Th ...……
    作者：笑话大全 | 时间：2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读：13 | 回复：0
  • One hundred percent
    Patient:Doctor,pleasetellmethetruth.Whataremychancesofrecovery?Doctor:Justonehundredpercent!Statisticsshowthatonlynineoutoftendieofthedisease.Nownineofmypatientshavealreadydiedofit.Youarethetenth!……
    作者：笑话大全 | 时间：2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读：12 | 回复：0
  • Old Age Humor
    OLDCREDITCARDSneverdie,theyjustexpireOLDCRICKETERSneverdie,theyjustgetbowledoverOLDCRICKETERSneverdie,theyjustgetsmashedforsixOLDDANCERSneverdie,theyjuststepawayOLDDAREDEVILSneverdie,theyjustgetdiscou ...……
    作者：笑话大全 | 时间：2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读：9 | 回复：0
  • Not a dancer
    Aladywenttoapetshoptobuyaparakeet.Sheaskedtheclerkforabirdthatcouldsing.Themansoldheraparakeet,andshetookithome.There,sheexaminedthebirdandfoundoutithadabrokenleg.Shereturnedtothestorewiththebirdandto ...……
    作者：笑话大全 | 时间：2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读：10 | 回复：0
  • New chemical warfare
    Aninstructorinchemicalwarfareaskedsoldiersinhisclass:"Anyoneknowstheformulaforwater?""Sure.That‘seasy,"saidoneman."Whatisit?""H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O.""What,what?"reaskedtheinstructor."HtoO,"explainedthe……
    作者：笑话大全 | 时间：2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读：9 | 回复：0

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