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  • Never talk to the parrot
    Mrs.petersonphonedtherepairmanbecauseherdishwasherquitworking.Hecouldn‘taccommodateherwithan"after-hours"appointmentandsinceshehadtogotowork,shetoldhim,"I‘llleavethekeyunderthemat.Fixthedishwasher,l ...……
    作者：笑话大全 | 时间：2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读：12 | 回复：0
  • Naming your child
    Therewasawomanwhowaspregnantwithtwins,andshortlybeforetheyweredue,shehadanaccidentandwentintoacoma.Herhusbandwasawayonbusiness,andunabletobereached.Whileinthecoma,shegavebirthtohertwins,andtheonlypers ...……
    作者：笑话大全 | 时间：2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读：13 | 回复：0
  • Much happier
    Captain:AreyouhappynowthatyouareintheNavy?AbleSeamanJack:Yes,sir.Captain:WhatwereyoubeforeyoucameintotheNavy?AbleSeamanJack:Muchhappier.……
    作者：笑话大全 | 时间：2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读：11 | 回复：0
  • Movie changed
    Forthefirsttimeinmanyyears,aanoldmantraveledfromhisruraltowntothecitytoattendamovie.Afterbuyinghisticket,hestoppedattheconcessionstandtopurchasesomepopcorn.Handingtheattendant$1.50,hecouldn‘thelpbutc ...……
    作者：笑话大全 | 时间：2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读：11 | 回复：0
  • More polite
    Afatmanandaskinnymanwerearguingaboutwhowasthemorepolite.Theskinnymansaidhewasmorepolitebecausehealwaystippedhishattoladies.Butthefatmanknewhewasthemorecourteousbecause,wheneverhegotupandofferedhisseat ...……
    作者：笑话大全 | 时间：2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读：11 | 回复：0
  • Lo of voice
    Oneguygoestoadoctorandsays,"Doctor,mywifehaslosthervoice.WhatshouldIdotohelphergetitback?"Thedoctorreplies,"Trytocomehomeat3inthemorning."……
    作者：笑话大全 | 时间：2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读：10 | 回复：0
  • Love You three
    话说有一名英文不太好的男子，竟然泡上一名洋妞。一天，情到浓时，该男子用不太好的英文对洋妞女友说:『ILoveYou!』洋女听见大喜，说:『ILoveYou，too；那名男子不明所以，竟说:『ILoveYou，three.....！ ...……
    作者：笑话大全 | 时间：2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读：9 | 回复：0
  • Kid tough quetion
    Kidscansometimesaskthetoughestquestions.Son:Father,CanIaskyouaquestion?Father:Okask.Son:Whenadoctordoctorsadoctor,doesthedoctordoingthedoctoringdoctorasthedoctorbeingdoctoredwantstobedoctoredordoesthe ...……
    作者：笑话大全 | 时间：2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读：9 | 回复：0
  • Joke About the Elderly
    OLDELECTRICIANSneverdie,theyjustdoituntilitHzOLDELECTRICIANSneverdie,theyjustlosecontactOLDENERGIZERBUNNIESneverdie,theygoon,andon,andon...OLDENGINEERSneverdie,theyjustlosetheirbearingsOLDENGLISHMAJOR ...……
    作者：笑话大全 | 时间：2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读：11 | 回复：0
  • I alway do
    Twomotoristsstoppedhead-ononabridgetoonarrowfortheircarstopass."Ineverbackupforanidiot."saidonedriverangrily."Ialwaysdo."repliedtheotherasheshiftedintoreverse.……
    作者：笑话大全 | 时间：2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读：10 | 回复：0
  • it wa overdue
    yourfunnystorywastoooverdue.iusedtohearaboutitwheniwasjustamiddleschoolstudent.haveyoueverheardaboutthissentence:"webrotherwhoandwho"?……
    作者：笑话大全 | 时间：2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读：9 | 回复：0
  • Humor about retirement
    OLDFOOTBALLpLAYERSneverdie,theyjustgototheendzoneOLDFOOTBALLERSneverdie,theyjustkickthebucketOLDFORESTERSneverdie,theyjustpineawayOLDFRIDGEREpAIRMENneverdie,theyjustblowtheircoolOLDFROGSneverdie,theyj ...……
    作者：笑话大全 | 时间：2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读：11 | 回复：0
  • How old are you
    Awomanwalkeduptoalittleoldmanrockinginachaironhisporch."Icouldn‘thelpnoticinghowhappyyoulook,"shesaid."What‘syoursecretforalonghappylife?""Ismokethreepacksofcigarettesaday,"hesaid."Ialsodrinkacaseof ...……
    作者：笑话大全 | 时间：2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读：10 | 回复：0
  • High and low voice
    "Canyouexplaintomewhatthedifferenceisbetweenahigh-pitchedandlow-pitchedvoice?""Ahigh-pitchedvoiceiswhenmyfatherscoldsme；alow-pitchedvoiceiswhenmyfatherspeakswithhisboss."……
    作者：笑话大全 | 时间：2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读：10 | 回复：0
  • He told me to ee you
    Doctor:Andwhomdidyouconsultaboutyourillnessbeforeyoucametome?Patient:Onlythedruggistdownatthecorner.Doctor:Andwhatsortofridiculousadvicedidhegaveyou?Patient:Hetoldmetoseeyou!……
    作者：笑话大全 | 时间：2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读：9 | 回复：0

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