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  • Iwenttothecinematheotherdayandinthefrontrowwasanoldmanandwithhimwashisdog.Itwasasadfunnykindoffilm,youknowthetype.Inthesadpart,thedogcriedhiseyesout,andinthefunnypart,thedoglaugheditsheadoff.Thishappe ...……
    作者:笑话大全 | 时间:2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读:11 | 回复:0
  • Amanandhiswifeweremakingtheirfirstdoctorvisit,thewifebeingpregnantwiththeirfirstchild.Aftereverythingcheckedout,thedoctortookasmallstampandstampedthewife‘sstomachwithindelibleink.Thecouplewascuriousa ...……
    作者:笑话大全 | 时间:2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读:9 | 回复:0
  • Threeretirees,eachwithahearingloss,weretakingawalkonefineMarchday.Oneremarkedtotheother,"Windy,ain‘tit?""No,"thesecondmanreplied,"It‘sThursday."Andthethirdmanchimedin,"SoamI.Let‘shaveacoke." ...……
    作者:笑话大全 | 时间:2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读:9 | 回复:0
  • Thefollowingisatruestory.Therewasthislittlekidwhohadabadhabitofsuckinghisthumb.Hismotherfinallytoldhimthatifhedidn‘tstopsuckinghisthumb,he‘dgetfat.Twoweekslater,hismotherhadherfriendsoverforagameofb ...……
    作者:笑话大全 | 时间:2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读:14 | 回复:0
  • Amanobservedawomaninthegrocerystorewithathreeyearoldgirlinherbasket.Astheypassedthecookiesection,thechildaskedforcookiesandhermothertoldher"no."Thelittlegirlimmediatelybegantowhineandfuss,andthemother ...……
    作者:笑话大全 | 时间:2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读:9 | 回复:0
  • TheFirstparentbyBillCosbyWheneveryourkidsareoutofcontrol,youcantakecomfortfromthethoughtthatevenGod‘somnipotencedidnotextendtohiskids.AftercreatingHeavenandEarth,GodcreatedAdamandEve.Andthefirstthing ...……
    作者:笑话大全 | 时间:2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读:9 | 回复:0
  • FourexpectantfatherswereinaMinneapolishospitalwaitingroom,whiletheirwiveswereinlabor.Thenursearrivedandannouncedtothefirstman,"Congratulationssir,you‘rethefatheroftwins.""Whatacoincidence!"themansaid ...……
    作者:笑话大全 | 时间:2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读:9 | 回复:0
  • Anoldmanvisitshisdoctorandafterthoroughexaminationthedoctortellshim:"Ihavegoodnewsandbadnews,whatwouldyouliketohearfirst?"patient:"Well,givemethebadnewsfirst."Doctor:"Youhavecancer,Iestimatethatyouhav ...……
    作者:笑话大全 | 时间:2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读:8 | 回复:0
  • Q:DidyouhearabouttheFrenchmanwhojumpedintotheriverinparis?A:HewasdeclaredtobeinSeine.------------------------------------------------------------Fredwassayinghisprayersashisfatherpassedbyhisbedroomdoo ...……
    作者:笑话大全 | 时间:2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读:8 | 回复:0
  • AstheplanewasflyinglowoversomehillsnearAthens,aladyaskedthestewardess:"What‘sthatstuffonthosehills?""Justsnow,"repliedthestewardess."That‘swhatIthought,"saidthelady,"butthisfellowinfrontofmesaiditwa ...……
    作者:笑话大全 | 时间:2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读:6 | 回复:0
  • FLOWERSItmeansthat...Youlovethebeautyofnature,thescentofflowersandappreciatethistimelessromanticgesture.ORYougetsometwistedjoyoutofwatchingvegetationwitheranddie.……
    作者:笑话大全 | 时间:2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读:6 | 回复:0
  • Thefollowingisatruestorywrittenbyaneducationalpsychologistandherexperienceonaplane.OnaflighttoFlorida,Iwaspreparingmynotesforoneoftheparent-educationseminarsIconductasaneducationalpsychologist.Theelde ...……
    作者:笑话大全 | 时间:2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读:7 | 回复:0
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    Teacherhadsethisclassanessayin"AGameofCricket".AftertwominutesSimonSteelhandedhispaperinandwasallowedtogohome.Hisessayread:"Rainstoppedplay."……
    作者:笑话大全 | 时间:2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读:7 | 回复:0
  • Acarpenterwasgivingevidenceaboutanaccidenthehadwitnessed.Thejudgeaskedhimhowfarawayhewasfromtheaccident.Thecarpenterreplied"twentysevenfeet,sixandonehalfinches"."What?Howcomeyouaresosureofthatdistance ...……
    作者:笑话大全 | 时间:2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读:6 | 回复:0
  • Acountrydoctorwentwayouttotheboondockstodeliverababy.Itwassofarout,therewasnoelectricity.Whenthedoctorarrived,noonewashomeexceptforthelaboringmotherandher5-year-oldchild.Thedoctorinstructedthechildtoh ...……
    作者:笑话大全 | 时间:2024-5-1 20:32 | 阅读:8 | 回复:0

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